Thursday, January 25, 2007

my dog hates me

but at least my beat is correct (quick before they pop the hood on youtube!)

Beck 'Hell Yes'

and this...

Domenico +2 'Alegria, Vai La

I'm workin' on a theory that all the cool music is coming out of Brasil right now * but that's just cuz I'm tired and I like talking out of my ass and I should go to bed.

* and by"now" I mean two to three years ago of course. 'night.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

* * * * SOTU * * * *

Treating people just like pawns in chess,
wait till their judgement day comes, yeah.

link (youtube)

via - Videos of "20 greatest guitar solos"

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


(I'm sure the joke's been made before - whatev.)

see here and here

-- and yes, I am aware he is a cancer survivor- thus the bald head. so I suppose George W Bush is off limits too then? because he had an alcohol problem?

Update #1: Yep. It was S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Specter. link

and... Update #2: frickin' lasers!!! via boingboing... as well as Raytheon (NYSE:RTN)

Friday, January 05, 2007

grab the mic

and when you're done with that busted-ass shit drop it at teh drop-off* this weekend in NYC.

I did this once it was fun. to wit (a dope rhyme by me just now):
city pack rat on a panic attack
circle up the wagons and pop the hatchback
CRTs and some P3 compaqs
qwerty keyboard with the keys intact
F1 through 12 and the carriage return
twenty pound dell getting ready to burn
presario lothario - who stole my stereo!?
canal street fleet with rusty treats
l33t speek geek can't keep the beats
lighten your load - flippin your mode
cleaning out the crap from your humble abode
ba ba black sheep - toshiba in the trash heap
full glass of water and a little bo peep
bring it to your lips and no where else
want another laptop? better buy it yourself.

make that a dopey rhyme... time to go do something a little more productive.

*via gawker

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

what's another word for...

I took my dog for a walk today. I asked out loud if she was going to make a tinkee-doodle. I think I was asking if she was going to piss and/or poop. No answer -- although she did stop to pee a little while later.

Just a tinkee. No doodle.

Speaking of sniglets and odd nomenclature: steelers fan? Can't say I've heard that one before but then I don't really follow football - but I might have to start... and if pittsburgh = perineum then what is it between? huh? wha? um... how bout them eagles?

[and I sit back to watch the bizarre websearches come in...]

This is why I blog anonymously.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

take it to the bridge

re: the recent passing of James Brown...

I've fallen and I can't GET UP! Instead of the scene I am staying on the floor - how is this like a machine for sex? Zut alors!

I couldn't get through even half of this french-canadian*(?) person's rendition of 'Sex Machine' before I started having odd thoughts like a mash-up (gash up?) with this.

I'm weird. random.

previous james brown related post here and here - I was on japan kick that time.

* yes, I know. french film has nothing in common with french-speaking canada except for the french speaking part sort of. if I see any french-canadian films about a nutty piano teacher I'll update the post.

Monday, December 18, 2006

head still not on pillow

I should go to bed. too much coffee today. damn.

Dub Session - Ep 14 - Brazilectro Dub Part 2 - this is so great. and over a year old.

also - Jonathan Richman performing 'tahitian hiphop hop'. truly old. but good.

coffin nails

supposedly that's what they call cigarettes in .au. fun facts.

I'm sure there are several people out there
(tens! dozens!) who are sincere in their fetish but this rollie won't light if you ask me - I call shenanigans *

LG15 meets Thank You For Smoking ???

is "hookagirl15" taken?

*yes, I switched from Aussie-isms to Irish. thanks. thanks for noticing.