S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

(I'm sure the joke's been made before - whatev.)

see here and here

-- and yes, I am aware he is a cancer survivor- thus the bald head. so I suppose George W Bush is off limits too then? because he had an alcohol problem?

Update #1: Yep. It was S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Specter. link

and... Update #2: frickin' lasers!!! via boingboing... as well as Raytheon (NYSE:RTN)