mdhm interim report
my dog hates me (mdhm) interim report:
In reviewing the mdhm mission statement (such as it is) and quality control guidelines (no such thing) the following areas are found to be in need of improvement;
- the recent trend of absurdist posts and political commentary are not in the spirit of a self-deprecating blog about my dog hating me nor are they terribly funny or clever. Any political posts should be clever, droll, with witty double-entendre, and most importantly, apropos toSo in conclusion, I resolve to add quality posts that are in keeping with the mission statement and to do so on a more regular basis.*mon chien me détestema chienne me déteste (my bitch hates me? - back to French I for me). Photo collage of my dog with cinematic stills and posters are to be kept to a minimum. D'accord? Bon.
- While the noticeable lack of focus on the subject of my dog hating me can be justified by;these are mere obstacles to be overcome. I need to think of my first blog effort as a lighthouse in a storm - only lighthouses are boring so I'll work on a better metaphor - I think the whaling theme was a step in the right direction. 'Perseverance' is the operative word. 'Self-pity' is a hyphenated semi-operative word. 'Pee' and 'poo' are definitely operative. 'Tomorrow', 'soon' and 'good enough' are definitely not.a) my dog does indeed hate me but does so in a quiet fashion.
b) This 'quiet' dog-hate is inherently difficult to document with photography or with audio recording which leaves writing about it. Writing would require work and proof-reading of that work, something I'm accustomed to being paid to do. I am familiar with the term hobby but it is my understanding hobbies typically involve Lionel trains and/or stamps. I will refrain from referring to mdhm as a hobby. mdhm will remain something I do for fun. Working for free is not fun.
c) A blog, by nature, should be updated regularly, ideally everyday, and 'quiet' dog-hate such as this does not readily fit into this format (e.g. Wednesday: my dog stared at me while she shivered and hid behind a throw cushion. Thurs: my dog stared at me while she shivered and hid behind a throw cushion. and so on. you get the idea - boring). It is worth noting that a more confrontational style of relating to my dog who hates me may create more blog-worthy tension, tears, barking, biting, accidents and other excitement but this is a high-risk strategy in that it could backfire and forever ruin any chance of my dog not hating me. Success with my first blog takes a backseat to success with my first dog.
::wipes single tear from eye:: No, it's ok, I can keep going...
d) I have a job and I've been sick for the last three days. The flu sucks. The flu that makes you vomit sucks more. Sinus pressure sucks too.
*Unless I am sick, working a lot, or have nothing to say.
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