all I want for Fitz-mas

All I want for Fitz-mas
is the deputy chief,
the deputy chief,
the deputy chief!

Gee, if I could only
have the deputy chief,
then I could wish you
"Merry Fitz-mas."

It seems so long since I could say,
"Slimy sycophant suffers in the slammer!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Fitz-mas
is the deputy chief,
the deputy chief,
the deputy chief.

Gee, if I could only
have the deputy chief,
then I could wish you
"Merry Fitz-mas!"

Update 10/19/2005 2:19 AM: All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) as sung by Alvin & the Chipmunks.

Update 10/19/2005 9:39 PM: Prison Cell Rock is the only Fitzmas carol you need to know.