The Jerk

accepts the Mark Twain Prize

Update 11/9/2005 11:28 PM: The Kennedy Center Presents: The 2005 Mark Twain Prize: Additional funding is provided by United Technologies - remember Black Hawk Down? Comedy gold. Remember when 18 dead American soldiers was a lot? Times change I guess.

Update 11/28/2005 7:11 PM: Just came back here to check if the utc.com link still works and to add some Mark Twain -

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

- Notebook, 1885