... you might be a CIA interrogator.
Please excuse me while I steal Mr. Foxworthy's main (only?) schtick for a minute:
If your job involves taking people to secret prisons where you tie them to inclined boards with cellophane wrapped over their faces and then pour water over them, expose them to extreme heat and cold, physically and sexually abuse them, attack them with dogs, humiliate them and threaten to harm their families even though your government acknowledges that torture is illegal all the while not knowing for sure if they have anything to do with or know anything about terrorism or any other illegal activity... Oh, and you might have killed a few of them...
... you might need liability insurance.
Happy Patriots Day!1!!
If your job involves taking people to secret prisons where you tie them to inclined boards with cellophane wrapped over their faces and then pour water over them, expose them to extreme heat and cold, physically and sexually abuse them, attack them with dogs, humiliate them and threaten to harm their families even though your government acknowledges that torture is illegal all the while not knowing for sure if they have anything to do with or know anything about terrorism or any other illegal activity... Oh, and you might have killed a few of them...
... you might need liability insurance.
Happy Patriots Day!1!!
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