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BP 'fell short' on pipeline, execs admit - Malone calls failures 'unacceptable,' Former BP corrosion monitor pleads Fifth, as execs grilled over Prudhoe Bay:

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Richard Woollam, who used to head corrosion monitoring for BP at Prudhoe Bay, invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination to avoid answering questions from lawmakers.

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Focusing on BP's slogan of "Beyond Petroleum," Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., said, "BP stands for a company with bloated profits that failed to fix bad pipelines."

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