skull and boneheaded

In honor of the kinda stoopid and nearly over talk like a pirate day I found an unintentionally funny review for this album on amazon.com and put it into a pirate speak translator -

Is thar a 0 star ratin'? If you be thinkin' o' buyin' this because your sprogs liked t' Pirates o' t' Caribbean movies and you think it would be fun for them t' learn some "pirate songs", or you think this will be along t' same lines o' clean, family-buckoly entertainment, DON"T BUY THIS. T' profanity alone will make you regret it.

Harrr.