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1mpr0v3 y0ur 1ife! m4k3 teh m0v3 2 teh p3n1s 8ui1dng f0r teh s3xy p4rty!!!

[see? I try to write about NYC and comes out all wrong!]

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ps. it really does look like a p3n1s.

pps. i would totally live there - how much? dog friendly?