much better than Cats

Jack Abramoff and the Amusing Orange-colored Jumpsuit.

csmonitor.com:

"This will crowd out a lot of the news about the new Bush agenda," says Paul Light, a political scientist at New York University. "He'll be going up to the Hill to present his agenda, and meanwhile you have six, 12, 20 members desperately trying to return money to Abramoff, and another bunch wondering how they will look in an orange jump suit."

Kinda like Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat only the rags-to-riches story is thrown into reverse. Perhaps we can get former Attorney General John 'I lost to a dead man' Ashcroft a nice singing part.