cats don't like (dark) water

Quick post - movie's starting!

My crazy pretty kitty likes to sit in the bathtub and 'meow' until her voice is gone. Spooky. She's just skin and bones and now mute. Poor kitty.

Brklyn shoutout to Jenny C. from the block*

*Brooklyn Heights.

Update 4/26/2006 1:28 AM: Dark Water was a bit of a wet blanket to be honest. HA! Hey Now! I thought that one up during the movie - perhaps when I got up for a snack for the fifth or sixth time. - "Hey, Hey, tell me what I missed when I went to the bathroom!" - "Umm, it's still raining, she's still trying to get a divorce/custody/whatever, and her crappy apartment is still leaking like mad." - Moral of this story? Beats me. 'Always keep a bucket and mop handy?' 'Don't expect quality housing or a nice laundry room in NYC?' (actually - that's pretty spot-on). Maybe it should be 'If it's been raining for eight or nine or twenty days straight you can bet the beaches are going to be closed to swimming for a while' - talk about dark water! Nasty! "Hey! Let's race whatever you just flushed down the toilet to the beach! Last one is a rotten egg or medical waste of some kind!" (yes, we have beaches in NYC -have I enticed you?).

And as far as the kitty in the bathtub goes, the tub seems to be a good place to juice the kitty (a/k/a/ dialysis). But then I looked in the mirror and said "Candyman" three five times and things just got all screwed up. What was that about? Anyway, is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it! Ha! Another knee slapper! Is your upstairs neighbor's tub and shower and toilet and sink and bidet and hot tub and decorative water fountain and water-pick and fish tank and water bed running? Well, you're on your own. Unless you live near a corn field in Nebraska. Then you should go ask the neighbor's kid, Malachai. He seems like a good kid.