Paul Wolfowitz is dead
...he hadn't noticed that the lights had changed.
Sorry, no elaborate*** pranks today. Just the kind of head-scratching that comes from poor hygiene and greasy hair, not bafflement.* Unless this April 2003 NYT article turns out to be true - then I guess Rummy will have pulled a good one over on all of us.
*The generation gap is dead**
**when you're done mourning let me tell you about a bridge for sale.
***[edit] I suppose the title "Paul Wolfowitz is dead" is prank-like. Sorry PW if you're reading this news today. Oh boy.
Update 4/3/2006 2:25 PM: US and UK forces establish 'enduring bases' in Iraq
Sorry, no elaborate*** pranks today. Just the kind of head-scratching that comes from poor hygiene and greasy hair, not bafflement.* Unless this April 2003 NYT article turns out to be true - then I guess Rummy will have pulled a good one over on all of us.
*The generation gap is dead**
**when you're done mourning let me tell you about a bridge for sale.
***[edit] I suppose the title "Paul Wolfowitz is dead" is prank-like. Sorry PW if you're reading this news today. Oh boy.
Update 4/3/2006 2:25 PM: US and UK forces establish 'enduring bases' in Iraq
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